We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
boodlicious: forcing your pets to spend time with you by closing the door
That weird pointy nail trend really freaks me out. I hope all of you with pointy nails stab your ass in the process of wiping.
vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.